It seems like cursing is out the (blip)ing window. But here's something that will get the message across to all you (fabulous people).


[Congratulations, Michael just flipped you the bird as hard as he can.]

Now I know the truth. Ive been thinking about it long and hard.

First Nena disappears.

And then Seiei does as well.

Some other fags disappeared but they don't matter.

Obviously that fucker Seiei has convinced my sister to run away with him and now they're....

That's gotta be it. Seiei, I'm going to rip you a new one and shove my fist up it so far that you'll choke on it.

Alright, you fuckers. Obviously you all are too occupied with that stupid-ass beach to listen to me so I'll make this clear:

WHERE THE HELL IS MY SISTER?!

Seiei, if I don't find her soon, you're the one responsible. Useless fags, all of you.

Has anyone seen my sister? And whoever has her body, you better take care of it. I'll rip your nuts off if there's one little thing wrong with it or I see you handled it in a way I don't like. I'll check every inch of it, don't you forget.

Oy, Nena! Where the hell are you?!

[video as Michael mistakes the ringing in his head for an alarm going off from the PCD]

Ugh......my head....man, I feel like lead. And is there a reason why I sound like a 10-year-old brat? Damn, that hydrogen explosion must have done a number on me the other day. Gonna kill that fag Haro...

[he gets up from bed and then wanders off-camera to go wash his face; there is a loud cursing storm a few seconds later; the sound of shattering glass accompanies a 'WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THE MIRROR']


WHAT THE FUCKING BITCHASS SHIT CRAP IS THIS?! WHAT THE SHIT!? FUCK! 

AW FUCK, MY HAND! FUCK!

[there is a loud explosion]

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Idiot! Idiot!

Who's the idiot? You're the one who told me to add those two things together!

Idiot! Idiot!

I'll show you idiot!

[insert stomping on metal noises with each outburst] Idiot-! Idiot-! Idiot-!

Happy birthday, doll. Don't grow up too fast, alright? It ain't everyday that I actually care about or  remember a birthday but I guess I can remember yours.

[Here, have some video of Michael flipping his shit]

...Of course I was worried! You disappeared on me! It's different if I disappear, you dumb broad! 

Fuck this! 

[he kicks over the table that the PCD is on; apparently he is not very used to using it if at all since he's been running around without it for a week]

[video of Michael pacing around in the wasteland]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

What the shit?! What the blazing FUCKING SHIT. Did I just fucking die?! That fucking bag of FLAMING SHIT. I'm going to tear him a new ass when I see him.

Now is this Heaven or Hell or is it fucking boring LIMBO? There's no clouds or fire or that stupid castle. Or is this some different religion's afterlife? It's as shitty as fuck if it is.

[notices the PCD] WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING?! They're TAPING ME?! Take THIS!

[Michael throws the device at a rock,  the picture go haywire as he starts stomping on it, the audio getting fainter with each consecutive crushing blow]

SCREW. THIS. FUCKING. SHIT! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! SHI-  [crackle crackle]

I pledge allegiance to the panties, of the United States of Adstringendum. And under skirts upon which it lays.

They're pretty cute, aren't they?

((Michael has strung up a pair of Nena's frilly panties on one of the flagpoles in town as revenge. It's the new flag, he says)

Nena.

I forbid you to talk about sex anymore with anyone.

Only I can talk to you about sex. You got that? I don't want you growing up like a damn whore with all these bullshit topics and advice.

Michael: 99999999999

Nena: Z-E-R-O~~~~~

[the PCD is on the table; one can hear things and punches being thrown/things breaking/general rough roughhousing]

Ha! You call that a punch? This is a punch, Nena! Take that!

Setsuna F. Seiei

I will KILL you.

Once I find you. Haro, give me coordinates. NOW.


((ooc: My work is now blocking LJ and since I can't use proxies often, I'll reply after 6pm PST once I go back from my break. Mihael will RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES OF RAGE trying to find the coordinates if anyone gives them to him so no worries. Setsuna, your doom is delayed~~

So yeah, if there's a huge lag, I'm sorry, but that's how it's rolling now! This applies to all my characters. But I'm always on mogitzsv AT gmail anyways so if you want to log or do some sort of comment spam that way, hit me up. <3 Val ; Suzaku-mun)